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you are my shelter
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Artist: UnknownMoments; Miami, FL 10/5
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1d-5sos-virtue:

Gemma is the better styles.

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xxnever-in-your-wildest-dreamsxx:

Everybody needs fetus Harry on their timeline, if you don’t reblog this, you are dead to me *o* 
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flowingpixelstream:

Guys, it’s true. I’m not a girl but I don’t have any of this problems, and my sister, my female friends and parents don’t have them either. I used paint because it doesn’t deserve any other software, it would make my PC overheat for nothing.Actual italian problems:
having a dumb & unstable government;
having trouble at being understood out of country borders;
troubles at being taken seriously by people outside your country;
some people think because you are italian, you are somewhat related to Silvio Berlusconi (AHAHAHAHHA I HAVEN’T EVEN VOTED FOR HIM);
"marriage equality"? what does this even means? AHAHAH;
unemployment after graduation; because you are too old or too young;
people thinking the whole “italia pizza mandolino mafia” thing (I don’t think I’ve ever touched a mandolino, I used to play guitar though);
can’t actually reach your friend (or relatives/parents) in THE SAME COUNTRY because it costs a TON and your income is 0 €;
Massive debts;
have you ever heard of “standard’s and poor’s”?
Have serious troubles about your english, since not even all the elementary school teach that at school (still, the first time somebody taught me english was AT FIRST GRADE) (EDIT: third grade, and I’m extremely lucky);
people encouraging and endorsing italian stereotype, like, who have ever heard of fucking fettucine alfredo? What even are they? Garlic? I buy it once a year.
People outside Italy thinking Sicily/Sardinia aren’t italian regions (FIY, GUYS, THEY ARE. AND THERE WERE EVEN WARS! HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF FUCKING GARIBALDI? NO?); Fiy I don’t even know my own dialect. I had to learn it because I have to work with the elderly who often speak in dialect, like ALL OLD PEOPLE ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
Seriously, stfu, you are not even italian, you have been australian/american/ecc.-italian for generations.It’s like I pretend to be Arabian because my last name has Arabian origins.
EDIT: it’s cool having different origins from the other guys, reading up about them and stuff, but don’t even expect to be an italian, or speak for us. Those are origins and nothing more. Like, my grandma was from a little town in Messina, my grandpa from another little town in Syracuse (and probably his relatives were from Palermo or Trapani), but I consider myself from Catania, since I was born and raised there, and so does my dad.
  • Italian: Why don't you finish my pasta?
  • Stranger: I'm not hungry anymore thanks
  • Italian: you don't like my pasta?
  • Stranger: they were very delicious thanks
  • Italian: so you are sick?
  • Stranger: no I'm very fine thanks
  • Italian:
  • Stranger:
  • Italian: so why don't you finish my pasta?

kittenstyles:

OH GOD HE PRETENDS TO EAT HER HAND

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AND THEN KISSES HER CHEEK 

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I’M THROWING MYSELF INTO A VOLCANO 

sexy-pantaloons:

when you say something under your breath and you hear someone laughing

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